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A group of young college women went to Florida for spring break. While there, one of them met the perfect man and fell madly in love. By the end of the week they were engaged but when spring break ended the girl had to fly home.
When they were saying goodbye at the airport, the man gave her a ring box in which she assumed was an engagement ring. When she got home, she excitedly told her family and friends all about "Mr. wonderful", and with them gathered around her she opened the ring box, which contained a toy skeleton and a piece of paper which said "Welcome to the world of AIDS." |
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Fresh Cadaver
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OMGWTFbbq
thats crazy shit
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Yeah, that would definitely suck.
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Fresh Cadaver
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big time O.O
lets not go to florida lol
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But Florida is awesome.
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Fresh Cadaver
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haaha are you in FL?
hmm tapscon is in fl so i guess i'll go ![]()
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Lol nope. I just like Florida.
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I guess we'll never know. Even it hasn't, I'm sure something similar has happened.
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Fresh Cadaver
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makes me wanna find out O.o
lol
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